Flesh Simulator Vs. Eigenkirkbot

March 10th

On March 10th, 2026 at 11:58PM EST, Youtuber, Flesh Simulator (@fleshsimulator) posted a controversial quote-retweet on X (formally twitter).

The original tweet by user @BillyM2k reads, “it's still weird to me how the left was super anti-illegal immigration and open borders 15 years ago because "the right-wingers and millionaires want illegal immigration because they want cheap labor" but now they decided to die on the hill of infinite immigration.”

Flesh Simulator added to this, saying, “This is because the Blackrock-affiliated hypercapitalist globalist caste used retarded white women as jihadists against meaningful class consciousness by telling them it would be mean to not let everyone in the world freely loot and destroy our social safety net (aka The Goal).” See here

Most people under his tweet agreed, some pointing the blame to Jewish people (Flesh Simulator himself is Jewish), with others simply discussing amongst themselves, wondering why that was the goal in the first place.

However, a tweet from an account that no longer exists currently stood out; it was a SpongeBob gif, but Flesh Simulator thought of it as a correlated attack and the beginning of a mass harassment, writing at 12:49PM: “By the way are all of you fucking faggots coming from some sort of @FuknSlammer group chat or something?” See here

This allegation of a mass attack led others to post similar gifs of cartoon character, SpongeBob SquarePants. Allegedly, this was Flesh Simulator’s plan, as he posts a screen recording of all the SpongeBob gifs with the caption, “Holy shit it worked hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha” at 7:47PM. See here

In his words, tweeting that forced the members of a supposed group chat to “red wedding” themselves via posting Spongebob gifs. Those same people were also allegedly the people who had been “A-logging”—the act of overplaying or exaggerating the negative traits of an internet personality, often to irrational levels—Flesh Simulator for the past year, fueling the idea that a group chat was made specifically to target him.

March 11th

Following this, he made yet another post at 9:16AM on March 11th, calling out individual accounts who had replied to him. He announced, “I just gave a clawdbot X API access and a prepaid debit card with $1000 on it haha! But for real I’m going to get you.” See here

One commenter replied to this, stating, “it’s so fucking depressing to see you sink deeper and deeper like this i genuinely love your music and consider you the best producer on this side of twitter. you’re just another fallenchungus now.” See here

This may have been foreshadowing the posts to come over the course of the next couple days.

After posting that, Flesh Simulator doxxed one of the people listed, posting a photo of his face and then a picture of the user's family member. Many of the users listed in this post untagged themselves or went private due to it. Flesh Simulator mistook this for them getting hit with, in his own words, “the goybeam” (assuming to mean suspension). See here

Many people blew these posts off as a gangstalking delusion, or that Flesh Simulator might’ve relapsed on Xanax.

Flesh Simulator continued tweeting normally throughout the day, but then came back to quote-retweet his mass-tagging tweet, attaching an image showing an account that no longer exists with the caption, “Ladies and gentlemen… we got him” at almost 3AM EST.

Around that same time, a user screenshotted his original mass tagging post, mocking Flesh Simulator and captioning it with, “i'm a savage. i'm a killer. i'm going to waste a thousand dollars annoying you on twitter because spongebob reaction gifs made me have a mental health episode.” See here

Later, at 1:32 PM, Flesh Simulator replied to this post with, “I still have ~$980 left on the card and 8 of those 9 accounts no longer exist.” See here

Under the impression that the accounts in his mass-tagging post had been deleted and not just untagging themselves and blocking him, Flesh Simulator threatened those who opposed him at 4:20 PM: “Every time one of you decides you for some reason want smoke with me, it takes up a few hours of my time and then you have to delete your account when you realize that you actually do not in fact want smoke after I send you your middle school yearbook photo or whatever” See here

@eigenkirkbot would eventually reply to this threat at 4:29 PM with, “Omg im so scared pls don’t hurt me Mr. Flesh. Are you gonna steal my crack pipe or call me the nword or are you just gonna cry and get beaten up by a couple of 8 year olds again?” See here

A lot of the comments sided with Flesh Simulator’s post, thinking he nuked their accounts, though some were mocking him, saying he’s going off the deep end. Others were confused, with someone writing:

“i dont get why you have such vitriolic haters im just a casual YT subscriber lol. What Happen”

At 2:08 PM, Flesh Simulator responded to this person with a longer rant, making an extensive analogy with ‘worm police’ in which he claimed that “they hate ME” and stated, “I keep digging them up and dropping them on scalding hot sidewalks and using them to go fishing and tying them in knots and freezing them in to popsicles and stretching them out as far as I can and snipping them up with scissors and putting them on birdfeeders.” See Here

User @eigenkirkbot replied to this rant with, “Honestly man get back on the benzos this is getting hard to watch. Just destroying any modicum of credibility you once had,” at 2:43 PM. See here

This sparked a long winded back and forth between the pair. Flesh Simulator replied to @eigenkirkbot at 2:57 PM with, “They literally only know one move.” See here

@eigenkirkbot then made a post at 3:01 PM, writing, “I don’t even have a meme about you getting mugged by children yet. Also, you are exhibiting signs of gangstalking delusions and should seek help.” See here

At 3:31 PM, @eigenkirkbot posted, “You know what’s crazy about flesh? Hes openly admitted to shit like chugging cough syrup in a grocery store, stealing a homeless dude’s crackpipe, and a ton of other trashy criminal behavior. Now he’s apparently an ultraonline racist edgelord with a legion of midwit fans.” and, “The dudes entire worldview is based on the last thing that happened to him and it shifts like the wind.” See here

At 3:54 PM, @eigenkirkbot posted an image parodying the 2012 ‘Bad Luck Brian’ meme that states ironically, “GETS MUGGED BY A CHILD” See here

image parodying the 2012 ‘Bad Luck Brian’ meme that states ironically, “GETS MUGGED BY A CHILD”

Flesh Simulator quote-retweeted the image with, “This is the same move.”

At 4:52 PM, @eigenkirkbot quoted the previous post from Flesh Simulator where he implies being capable of finding the middle school yearbook photos of anyone who has a problem with him. @eigenkirkbot says in his post, “I will not be deleting my account lmfao old Fleshie is really in his feelings about my posts.” See here

Another user replied to @eigenkirkbot with, “Weird that he can allegedly do all this and still not find the guy that steals his kushy dreams order off his front porch every month.” See here

@eigenkirkbot replies to the above user with, “Literally or get the parent/guardian phone numbers of the children who robbed him.” See here

Flesh Simulator posts again normally, someone had replied to his tweet during normalcy about how there shouldnt be state senators named Saddam with “Weren't you just posting about how "they're trying to divide us by race"? “ Flesh Simulator quote retweets this, saying that although he wants black people to stop stealing his mail, they still have exactly as much heritage and history here as white people do, and that the rule should be “200 continuous years [of family tree] in the US to run for ANY office” See here

Following that tweet with “Don’t even fucking start with the “You’re not chud enough you’re not racist enough” shit right now there is an eye of a needle that we need to thread and you are pulling on my arm See here

Flesh Simulator posts a few more times unrelated to the situation, but after posting a quote-retweet at 6:36 PM—see here—@eigenkirkbot replied with, “Waiting for you to run me off Twitter and make me delete my account. Looks like you’re back to just being an edgelord racist. Send another $1000 to grok and get rid of me like you promised.” See here

However, Flesh Simulator does not take this reply lightly. At 7:15 PM he warned, “I cannot stress enough how much you do not want this,” and then tries to use scare tactics, asking a series of questions about if @eigenkirkbot knows what vocabulary weighting is, using the same images on different accounts, social nodes, passwords and data leaks, talking about local politics, and etc. See here

@eigenkirkbot posted again at 7:17 PM, “If you’re not smart enough to see why he’s a massive hypocrite and that’s what I’m pointing out here you’re not worth responding to. Use your brain and think about why I’m pointing out his scumbag crimes and addiction issues.” See here

@eigenkirkbot does not take the threat seriously, posting at 7:19 PM, “WHITE SMOKE AT THE VATICAN. THERES A NEW NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA. IM CRYING.” See here

Flesh Simulator responded to this post at 7:25 PM with, “If you knew enough to keep yourself safe you’d have a good enough job that you wouldn’t have that hammer and sickle in your name,” and, “No tears okay?” See here

@eigenkirkbot does not back down, and at 7:45 PM he instead mocks Flesh Simulator’s threat by copy-pasting it with added emojis. See here

Flesh Simulator then quote-retweeted a post by Ariel Pink from February 27th where she is arguing with @eigenkirkbot. Ariel Pink’s (Jan 6th rioter + Singer/Songwriter) original post reads, “you're not even gonna be able to cosplay as a commie piece of shit in five years.” In Flesh Simulator’s post at 7:53 PM, he stated, “I also think this guy sucks so I’m gonna play Only In My Dreams when it’s time for his coup de grâce,” with coup de grâce translating to a mercy killing, implying he would take down @eigenkirkbot in a ‘sparing’ way. [See here

Flesh Simulator quote-retweeted @eigenkirkbot’s mocking post at 8:39 PM with, “It’s scared.” See here

At 9:54 AM, Flesh Simulator replied to @eigenkirkbot’s post about the children who robbed him, stating “they were arrested immediately the DA just refused to prosecute lol.” See here

Flesh Simulator is once again accused of abusing benzodiazepines due to his erratic behavior. He then posts an extremely zoomed in and oversaturated photo, claiming it’s @eigenkirkbot’s reflection. See Here

One of Flesh Simulator’s supporters alleges that @eigenkirkbot might be transgender, as there is a chip of nail polish on their finger. Flesh Simulator replied to this at 11:27 PM, stating that he has no problem with @eigenkirkbot potentially being trans, but that he will make fun of kirkbot “for being marginally fatter and balder and more retarded” than he is. See here

@eigenkirkbot responds to this post claiming that someone had messaged them with 3 generations of Flesh Simulator’s family info, and says, “We could be pen pals!” See here

March 12th

Flesh Simulator calls @eigenkirkbot’s mother at midnight, no answer. Right around the same time, in a now deleted tweet, Flesh simulator posts a photo of inside kirkbot’s parents home

Then at 1:01 AM, in a now deleted tweet, tags eigenkirkbot, saying “You seem young and I’m not actually that malicious of a guy, you have my word that Im not going to continue to go after you if you just deactivate and walk away…” and “I really really need you to understand that I am the person in this unholy fucking hammer of god shitstorm that you are cooking up for yourself that is going to be the nicest to you of any subsequent person you are going to interact with.” See here

Flesh Simulator once again posted the picture of @eigenkirkbot’s family attached. In retaliation, @eigenkirkbot replied with a photo of Flesh Simulator’s parents , with Flesh Simulators mom’s first name, accompanied by Flesh Simulator’s brother’s name. Flesh Simulator replies, “You might want to consider for a second if it was a good decision or a bad decision to post picture of a lifelong intelligence officer and his wife in order to try and intimidate his family.” See here

When someone else replied, criticizing Flesh Simulator’s way of handling it and calling it “pretty childish,” Flesh Simulator quotes them with a green text format. In this post, he boasts of figuring out “exactly who they are and all of their weaknesses,” and that he “digitally rape[d] them out of existence.” See here

At 11:44 and 11:45 AM, @eigenkirkbot shared a rundown of what happened, showing several screenshots in three posts and captioning it, “The story so far.”

At 1:30 PM, Flesh Simulator allegedly places another call to @eigenkirkbot’s parent. The call lasts approximately one minute, during which Flesh Simulator is described as sputtering, yelling, and demanding that @eigenkirkbot delete their account.

At 1:53 PM, Flesh Simulator replies to @eigenkirkbot’s tweet about the story so far with, “It is a fucking bananas decision to keep posting considering I still have not posted your name, address, or phone number or the school you work at.” See here

At 2:04 PM, @eigenkirkbot replies, “OMG he’s still making threats this is sick.” @eigenkirkbot adds, “... What are Virginia’s laws about doxxing? What will you do now that your whole fanbase knows you’re linked to the feds? … Why do you claim to be the master of OPSEC but still have an old account with your full name and family members on it?” and an account with Flesh Simulator’s name and an old location that was last active in 2012. See here

At 2:13 PM, Flesh Simulator allegedly sends a text message to @eigenkirkbot’s parent. The sender was reportedly identified as Flesh Simulator after the phone number used for the message was found to be linked to a PayPal account bearing his full name. See here

At 2:34 PM, Flesh Simulator goes on to quote-retweet @eigenkirkbot and claim that, “I have, if anything, been trying to PREVENT OTHERS from doxxing you … both due to ethics and because it is illegal to do,” admitting to the fact that it is a crime. He continues, “I am really beginning to lose patience with trying to protect you from your own stupidity after you LITERALLY BEGGED for people to try to figure out who you were, and then started crashing out … and started committing class one misdemeanors.” See here

Chip (@fractalcounty) is seen in the replies of Flesh Simulator’s quote-retweet, commenting, “Respectfully as an outsider … it's just coming across as you attempting and failing to intimidate your a-logs, there's zero way engaging in this is a net positive for you and will inevitably just attract more.” See here

Two minutes later, at 2:36 PM, Flesh Simulator is seen attempting to discourage people from harassing @eigenkirkbot’s family, stating, “Don’t drag his family into this man they didn’t do anything.” See here

Someone else questions Flesh Simulator, wondering why he’s even doing this at all: “What does the end of this look like? You both have your full doxx posted online and... both declare victory? I don't even know what winning looks like here.”

Flesh Simulator quote-retweets this at 2:45 PM, stating, “Victory here would be this asshole growing the fuck up, stopping harassing people and shutting his account down before he gets fired, sued, or arrested.” See here

At 3:27 PM, Flesh simulator posts “Effective immediately, we are now completely forgetting about @eigenkirkbot’s, unless for some reason he returns.”

Flesh Simulator celebrates as @eigenkirkbot momentarily does not reply any further, and answers more questions from his followers. “would you be opposed to someone making a hertzog-esq 3 hour youtube documentary about it?”

At 3:44 PM Flesh Simulator claims, “Absolutely I would be opposed. I don’t want this guy’s identity publicized, I don’t want his family harassed, I simply want him to stop doing that to myself and others and he has stopped. And I want to give him an enormous incentive to not resume.” See here

Another user asks, “but for everyone else you seemed pretty ready to go full nuclear over some spongebob gifs, what’s with the walking back?”

At 3:52 PM, Flesh Simulator denies the idea that it was simply the SpongeBob gifs. “Oh it wasn’t about the SpongeBob gifs per se it was that the coordinated SpongeBob memes confirmed what I had been suspecting and I was irritated by yknow, the solid year of harassment. LONG standing beef with the rest of those guys. It wasn’t just about the memes” See here

Despite just saying that he did not want to publicize @eigenkirkbot’s identity or endanger him by doxxing him, Flesh Simulator recants at 4:13 PM, giving the ultimatum, “If he posts on that account for any reason ever again, I withdraw my protection and you all have a green light.” See here

At 11:07 PM, @eigenkirkbot posts a photo of a pixelated film poster bearing the text: “Stay Quiet, Stay Alive. A Quiet Place: Day One.” See here

In a now-deleted and unarchived tweet, Flesh Simulator allegedly posted screenshots of his messages to @eigenkirkbot, accompanied by a caption reportedly reading along the lines of “they never learn.”

At 11:33 PM, @eigenkirkbot posted more of the messages, saying, “He just… tweeted it out.” with three images of his private messages with Flesh Simulator attached. See more

In the first image, Flesh Simulator says “you just invalidated the written agreement I worked out with your mom, captive dreamer, and eigenrobot for the two of them to NOT FUCKING SUE YOU in exchage for you not ever posting again. … Let me make this easy for you okay. You’ve got five minutes to deactivate and have me take down that post or I’m going to update your mom that you cannot fucking stop posting and that you are back to getting sued.” See here

In the second screenshot, Flesh Simulator is seen saying, “I am trying as hard as I can to fucking save the remainder of your life.” See here

In the third screenshot, Flesh Simulator’s messages read, “One minute bud,” “No tears,” and, “I told you weren’t going to enjoy this.” See here

Flesh Simulator continued posting about @eigenkirkbot. At 10:44 PM, he quote-retweeted one of @eigenkirkbot’s previous posts and added the caption, “This is an exceptionally funny last post ever on an account.” See here

At 11:29 PM, Flesh Simulator would simply quote-retweet his initial ultimatum with, “Green light.” See here

At 11:53 PM, Flesh Simulator posts another tweet, Flesh Simulator writes: “Am I gonna have to negotiate with your mom to call everyone off and keep them from bullying her son on the internet?” Attached to the tweet is an image showing a message attributed to @eigenkirkbot, which reads: “If I call you a pussy are you going to tell on me to my mom about it?” See here

March 13th

Flesh Simulator then replies to @eigenkirkbot’s tweet about him giving the green light at 12:15 AM, claiming, “It was in fact a mistake to tell people to knock it off and stop doxxing you and posting pictures of you.” See here

Flesh Simulator then posts a long winded quote retweet replying to a post from another user that had said, “I see he also tweets about the pedophilic blood drinking elite sometimes too,” with an attached image of someone’s messages that read, “dude flesh simulator scares the shit out of me,” “all he tweets about is like doxing and ruining people.” See here

At 1:41 AM, Flesh Simulator replies to this with a “PSA,” in which he says, “... if every single one of you feels compelled to fight to the death, then I will unfortunately be forced to grant you that wish. … I understand from your posts today that you clearly don’t understand the concept of not continuing to attack someone who has surrendered, but I will assure you guys that anyone who deletes their account will immediately stop being targeted. … That’s the difference between us.” Flesh Simulator claims that @eigenkirkbot’s ‘preemptive dox’ was done out of panic while continuing to seem like he holds a moral high-ground and that his own acts were justified and done out of self-defense. See here

Flesh Simulator then posts a lengthy, satirical monologue at 5:34 AM, written in an exaggerated tone. In the message, Flesh Simulator parodies stereotypical political and cultural attitudes by referencing a range of topics including left-wing politics, labor unions, healthcare, and immigration. Toward the end of the message, Flesh Simulator abruptly shifts the topic to a political discussion referencing the Israeli unilateral disengagement from Gaza, asking rhetorically why someone might view the event negatively. See here

Flesh simulator posted a final tweet regarding @eigenkirkbot, In the post, Flesh Simulator writes a satirical dialogue referencing the need to continue posting in order to keep the account active and preserve direct messages with friends. The message then shifts in tone, with the author claiming they can “drive a man into insanity with just movie reviews.” See here

After this exchange, the interactions between @eigenkirkbot and Flesh Simulator largely ceased, and neither party publicly engaged with the other further. Flesh Simulator subsequently shifted focus to other individuals he had previously mentioned, and later purchased fake blood as a prop for an upcoming video he would eventually upload, titled “The Izzat Nuke” addressing the public controversy surrounding the dispute.

Some fans were conflicted, one stating “did this guy really just cover himself in fake blood and post a whole video about drama no one knowed was happening and someone he doesnt even really name”, “That was a hard watch”, and “holy christ man the twitter grind can not be worth this” However, most were in support.